Ship's Log

A diary by Capt. Crit 'Red Beard' McGillicutty

pirate character
kraken

Screaming, Crying, Throwing Up

My first experience with a Kraken was on a boat crossing the Strait of Gibraltar. I was hoping to meet some friends in Morocco while vacationing in Spain. I arrived in Tangiers with paella all over my shirt.The Kraken was wild and almost sank our ship. I was quite scared because I’m more of a doggy paddler than a Michael Phelps.

Thankfully the Kraken grew bored of our screaming and realized playing with our ship was like playing with a leaf. He realized there were bigger fish to fry and swam towards a cruise ship.